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SH - WHAT A DAY
This is a silly fanfiction of Pyramid Head chilling with his buddy. He goes over all of his scenario's with James in a comical fashion. Enjoy.
Pyramid Head: "Hey, man."
Patient: "Oh, hey."
Pyramid Head: "How you doin', buddy?"
Patient: "Pretty good. And you?"
Pyramid: "Ah, you know. Gettin' by. Want a cup of coffee? Just made some."
Patient: "I... can't. I don't exactly have arms... that work."
Pyramid Head: "Oh, yeah. Sorry."
Patient: "Common blind mistake."
Pyramid Head: "Yeah. OH, YEAH. I had a crazy day yesterday!"
Pyramid Head: "Yeah, man. I kept running into this guy that was wandering around the town."
Patient: "Is that so?"
Pyramid Head: "Yep. I first saw him walking down a hall. I heard a man yell, so I went to go check it out. I'm not used to seeing other people in that place, so I got kinda freaked out and just stared at him. I know it wasn't polite, but I had no idea of what to do!"
Patient: "Damn. That sounds freaky."
on old sanzu - absolutely true fictionlast fall i stole my friend down by the tama river. we sang. we danced. we skipped dead fish like rocks and watched them get swallowed by the undertow. we got sick off of bad chinese food and went skinny-dipping and then a week later she drowned herself.
her uncle was a yakuza, i think, but he really just wanted to be al pacino or something. anyway, she loved him a lot. maybe that’s why she went down the way she went down; cement shoes. not real cement, but it was the same idea. she had two cloth bags with yellow-painted cinderblocks inside, and they were tied to her ankles like the prisoners’ chains from o brother where art thou.
in my mind’s eye i can see her, limping dreadfully close to the edge of the current, her left hand gripping at her breasts through a loose t-shirt. kneeling by the wastelands, elbows in the gravel, crawling forward out into the water. angry like a dermis under wool, all teeth and salt and sand. sleepy, submissive, sublimated.
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